1. You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.

    -Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

    I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 


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    I actually really love this analogy.

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    This is the best explanation I can find for what happened when I turned 30.

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    coffeebreathandmorningkisses (via holy-m0ly)

    ayesha this is so accurate lol I don’t even know what to do with myself

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    I’m fuck bankrupt. Fuckrupt.

    (via wes-eskimo)

    Sounds like Louis CK.

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  3. lovinq-u:

    have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.

    All. The. Time.

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  4. And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about.
    – Haruki Murakami (via paintdeath)

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  6. austere-fallen-angel:

    does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

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  7. exoticshorthairs:

I picked it myself human.


    I picked it myself human.

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  9. sassykardashian:

    my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

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